Squishable Gargoyle, stone protector with granite skin and flinty eye! Except this one, which is super soft and made of fuzz. Master of all it surveys! Except again, for this one. Which isn't.

Squishable Gargoyle, stone protector with granite skin and flinty eye! Except this one, which is super soft and made of fuzz. Master of all it surveys! Except again, for this one. Which isn't.